Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Toolbox Way of Life

I mentally wrote this when I was extremely annoyed during a traffic jam. http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&&note_id=10150155369043075

The Toolbox Way of Life


I nailed my tests,

but screwed mu homework.

My pointless existence an eternal drill;

it makes me sick,

it drives me nuts,

I need to bolt...

Two bolts please!!!


I nailed my girl,

and screwed her boyfriend.

Gave one a jack

and the other I hammered with my finger.

No additional grease;

Just pure, unadulterated sleaze!


See me throw a ranch into the works?

Feel the loathing & see the hatred.

You want me to nail it.

and I yell SCREW IT!!!

and I don't need no Screwdriver to do it.

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